Pregnant husbands should never let pregnant wives leave the house in a pink shirt with a blue bra underneath. They know our minds are gone. We already look funny and constantly drop things so, we need all the help we can get to not embarrass ourselves further.
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They’re just blinded by the pregnant hooters and their minds fail them. All that blood flow goes elsewhere and can’t supply the brain very well.
Well, that happens a lot even when our wives aren’t pregnant. Or in the same room. Or in the same county..