“Get the baby out of the swing so I can put my baby (her doll) in it.”
“Yay! I waked the baby.”
“Mooooom! Come see how big my poop is.”
“I accidently dropped the roll of toilet paper in the water.”
“I need different clothes (while putting on fifth outfit of the day).”

Mommy needs to take a bath and try to regain her sanity.
Yes, the AC is still broken.