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Dear squirrel,
When I sit at my computer I can hear you right over my head. If you are going to break and enter and be a squatter, you should at least have the decency to be sneaky about it. I would not mind sharing our house if you only slept in the attic. I have always felt sorry for your family, hiding in bunches of leaves high on the tree branches. However, using our attic as a potty and chewing on the support beams is just not good guest behavior. I can only imagine what bugs are sneaking in with all those leaves you keep dragging in there. Unless you learn some manners you are going to be evicted. I just hope you are not home when Doug removes the entrance to your our house.
Cathy

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