Amy didn’t like having her eyes dilated. She got crankier by the minute even when I let her call Doug on the phone. “Daddy, I want to go home and eat a peanut butter sandwich and Mommy won’t let me.” She has bad vision but we can wait until just before kindergarten to get her glasses. If I can’t get the child to wear clothes, I don’t know how I can get her to wear glasses.
tell her they’re x-ray goggles… or she has heat ray vision and the glasses help contain it… or she’s supergirl and she needs them to hide her identity like Superman… maybe with the glasses she’ll finally see that she has no clothes on?