Whiffleboy is disturbed that his toddler likes to announce what they are doing in the bathroom. Could be worse dude (channeling Hurley). Several months ago I was in a public restroom stall with the 3-y-o and she decided to do an anatomical description for everyone in the other stalls. She didn’t want to just say it once. She decided to make a song of it. “Mommy has a hairy ji-nuh. Hairy ji-nuh, hairy ji-nuh.”
I swear that story makes me laugh so hard! I have retold it many times.
She could have a future career as a rap artist!
Luckily my kids don’t sing about me that way. Except my five year old has now declared I have “a big belly” and I need to do something about it. He’s rather persistent…
Tell him that you ate a naughty child. 😉
damn, i spit coke out my nose…LMAO