Someday, you and Evan will need to have that talk. Not the first talk or even one of the ones just after it to clarify details. I’m talking about the “think you know it all” talk. Please explain to Evan that pinching and twirling women’s nipples is not at all appreciated. I can tell by his giggles that he finds this very funny and I may not be able to save myself, but maybe I can save his future partner.
Here’s an appropriate related picture (work safe). So we don’t want him to become that guy. He could always move to San Francisco or New York and hang out at the dungeons (link work questionable). Wow! Knoxville has one.