Topics that you should never discuss with my father:
Religion
Politics
The “war” on Christmas
Sex
Normal bodily functions
Immigration
Race Issues
Gender Issues
Guns
Topics that are safe to discuss with my father:
Grandchildren
Food
Sports
Cars
Death
When the pope shits in the woods, does it affect the ratio of female Republican immigrants from Mexico who own guns to those who just want to cuddle?
Yes.
ha ha ha..I just choose not to speak to my father at all. Just kidding. Not really. But, oh my gosh, I HATE watching the news with him!!
Hey! Are you sure we aren’t cousins or something? Cause your Dad sounds like he could be my Dad or my Step-Dad, or any of my male relatives. Amazing?!