sunsets

Rob. Chris. Dorothy. Henry. Not the end. Not the end. Ackermann PR is establishing a fund to assist Henry’s family. If you would like to join this effort, checks may be made out directly to Katie Granju and mailed to: Crystal Cardwell c/o Ackermann PR, 1111 Northshore Drive, Suite N-400, Knoxville, TN 37919. Chris’s family […]

CVICU waiting room

Three quickies: 1. The people in this room aren’t just family and friends. Everyone in this room is a former or future CVICU patient. As someone who is conservatively a good 15 pounds heavier than they should be, I am willing to be annoying by saying that everyone in this room is or will have […]

Batman v Darth Vader

Amy: “I’m Batman and I can beat you up.” Evan: “Well, I’m Darth Vader and I can win without even touching you.” Amy: “Nuh-uh. Batman is better than Darth Vader.” Evan: “Darth Vader is the best bad guy EVER. He always wins.” Amy: “That’s not fair. You love Batman.” Evan: “I love to win. Darth […]

How to dance like a 14-year-old

Step one: Girls dance while boys hide at the snack table. Step two: Girls physically drag boys to dance floor (and photographer). Step three: Boys lump together on one side of the dance floor while girls lump together on the other side. Step four: Brilliant DJ gets everyone to line dance. Step five: Boys and […]

Today’s schedule

Channel 431 aka ABC 7-9 pm LOST recap show 9-11:30 pm LOST series finale 11:30-12:05 weeping and/or gnashing teeth 12:05-1:05 am Jimmy Kimmel’s Aloha to LOST

humidity chronicles – part two

When Amy is sick, she is pitifully sad. Her eyes get round like a Keane painting and they are filled with a sea of tears that quietly roll down her pale, white cheeks. Except for the occasional whimper, she is silent. Amy was in sick mode the entire ride home from Natchez Trace. On the […]

just like daddy

First night: “Why can’t I sleep nekkid like Daddy does sometimes?” Second night: “Can I just wear jammie bottoms and no shirt like Daddy wears?” Third night: “Doug, I need you to start wearing panties and a gown at night.”

Tuesday v Wednesday

Tuesday night: 200 teenagers Wednesday night: Doug & I Tuesday night: poundingly loud music Wednesday night: quiet voices & tapping keys Tuesday night: sequins & heels Wednesday night: jammies & bare feet Tuesday night: standing & running Wednesday night: sitting & relaxing Tuesday night: Good Wednesday night: Great