Amy says:
“Dad, I love you even though you hurt me when you took the splinter out of my foot.” “Mom, I love you even though you always say I can’t have stuff.” Conditional love doesn’t feel very good.
Category: kid quotes
Sarah says:
When he is tired, Evan gets goofy and resembles a drunk. Sarah: “Evan, are you wacky?” Evan: “No. I whack you.”
overheard in the kindergarten classroom:
“I’m cutting out pictures of cats.” “Do you have a cat?” “No, my mom says she’s allergic to pets.” “My daddy has a friend who’s a girl. My mommy hates her.” “I can’t eat ice cream. My tooth might fall out.”
Tommy says:
“Mom, have you ever heard of Led Zeppelin?” “Umm, yes.” “Have you heard that Kashmir song?” “Yes. I like it very much.” “Me too. I need it on my iPod.” “I think it’s supposed to be played in the car when you’re parked.” “What?” “Never mind.” “Hey, Mom?” “Yes?” “My favorite song in the whole […]
Reason #81 she’s not getting a car on her 16th birthday
“Mom, when you lie down in the bathtub, they look flat, but when you sit up, they look full again.”
Sarah says:
“I’m ready.” “Why aren’t you wearing a coat? It’s 10 degrees outside.” “I feel fine in this jacket. It’s not that cold.” We traveled for the next fifteen minutes while playing the radio game. The goal is to try changing the channel before Sarah squeals “I love that song” when she hears some monotonous pop […]
Tommy says:
“Mom, you really can’t use words like ‘uber’ cause, you don’t game. Don’t tell me again how you were around when computers were created or the dinosaurs roamed the Earth or whatever. Being old doesn’t make you geek.” He just made Santa’s naughty list.
Sarah won’t be a sportscaster
The buses returned to the high school last night, err, this morning about 2 a.m. Sarah must have napped the entire ride home, because she was eager to give her synopsis of the game. According to her, the stadium was so full that the color guard and band had to sit on frozen metal bleachers […]
Noah says:
“Don’t we have any good concert videos? Like Deep Purple or anybody from Guitar Hero?” He was displeased with “Heart of Gold” as the background music for Thanksgiving cooking (and singing).
Amy says:
“I hurt my head.” I can see the red lump already forming on her little forehead. “Didn’t I ask you to quit jumping on your bed?” “Yes, but I did quit jumping on my bed.” “How did you hurt your head?” “I was jumping from Sarah’s bed to my bed.”