Happy birthday to my brother, who deprograms my children when they’ve spent too much time with their grandfather. Danny quote of the day – “Only Republicans don’t wash their hands.” Danny: “Wash your hands. You don’t want to be a Republican.†Noah: “What’s a Republican.†Danny: “Somebody who doesn’t wash his hands.â€
In a few weeks, my mother will be getting two new knees. I am sincerely interested in anyone’s advice, ideas or stories about their experiences with knee surgery.
Well, at least we now know which parent gave me the naughty behavior gene.
Cathy – “Dad, do you want to go with us to see “Cars” tomorrow?” Grandaddy – “What kind of cars?” Doug – “The kind that talk.” Update – The credits are the very BEST part of the movie. Toy Car Story, bwa ha ha!
My father loves to talk about his eventual death. I would like to blame this on his circle of friends since every single time I visit his Sunday school class someone is doing the “heaven is going to be so much better than being alive” cheer, but I think his own parents used to behave […]
Apparently, if you are an attractive female, you can rear-end my father’s car, ding his door and pretty much get away with anything. “It’s ok. I’m fine. Don’t worry about the car.” If I find a pretty nurse to put up with his antics, will he complain less and behave?
Amy’s cousin Gabriel is staying over tonight as Amy’s first sleepover guest. Mom – “Goodnight Amy.” Amy – “I’m gonna dream about Santa.” Mom – “Goodnight Gabriel.” Gabriel – “I’m gonna dream about dinosaurs eating Spiderman.” Boys are sooo different than girls.
Today, Tommy passed his CPR test and is now certified to perform CPR. Today, my Mother realized that we have THREE birthday parties this week. My mother may need Tommy’s assistance. I would say that I will definitely need it to make it through the week, but I suspect that Tommy would just stand by […]
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