I think Doug gets up in the night, walks around the bed and pulls all the covers over me and onto the floor. He then hops back in bed and wakes me so he can shiver and complain that I have stolen all of the covers again. It’s a conspiracy!

One word review of ‘The Book of Daniel’ – “Boring.” Further clarification – I would not have watched this if there hadn’t been such a fuss made over it. I knew from the previews that it was going to be a soap directed at the ‘Desperate Housewives’ audience. The only good thing about it was […]

Less than two weeks until I begin my annual Girl Scout cookie blather. At least I can eat them this year.

He's baaaack!

My living room floor looks like Mr.Creosote dined on Fisher Price Little People (“It’s wafer thin.”) so, Evan crawled over the carnage, pulled himself up (with the help of a chair), dragged my purse off the table, removed a slip of paper and ate it.

Dear WBIR (insert name of your own network), Thank you for deciding against censorship of “The Book of Daniel”. Thank you for treating Knoxvillians like intelligent adults. Every television is equipped with an off button. Allowing us to make our own decisions what we do and don't watch is the right choice. Thank you, Cathy

Doug, who doesn't care that he hurt my feelings over the holidays, suggested today that I should join a gym. His obituary will be published soon.

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday!

Since it took so long to fix the lights and Amy bursts into tears every time I start to remove the ornaments (“No! That’s my favorite!”), maybe we should just leave the Christmas tree up all year.

Annoying quote of the day Sarah – “I’m bored.”