Undercaffeinated – The sequel

The cashier looked blankly at the six real sugar bottles of coke in my shopping cart. Her: “Want these in a bag?” Me: “No. I’ll juggle all six glass bottles from the counter to my car.” Her: “Really?”


“We don’t have the salt until Labor Day.” Buried deep under the tiny *coffee shop, there is a time release vault. It is filled with minerals, or as some call it, spice. The vault is only opened once a year and care is taken to remove far less than is needed to make the mineral […]