Undercaffeinated

“We don’t have the salt until Labor Day.”

Buried deep under the tiny *coffee shop, there is a time release vault. It is filled with minerals, or as some call it, spice. The vault is only opened once a year and care is taken to remove far less than is needed to make the mineral available all winter. When the bottle of clear crystals is empty, the vault is not re-opened. Yoga panted victims must suffer withdrawals and hope they survive until the next annual vault opening. The spice will flow again… someday.

*The Keurig wouldn’t work this morning. The Melange Shop is my only option.

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