Tag: garbage

You say treasure. I say trash.

“Evan? Where did you get that purple rubber glove?” “I found it.” “Where did you find it?” “In Ms. B’s yard.” “The yard where the paramedics were? Please throw that in the trash.” “Noooo. It’s my superhero glove.” “I will get you a new glove. That one has to be thrown in the trash.” “… […]

How to: Get rid of a sofa

No class method – Roadside sofas Drive to North Knoxville. Find a road with several sofas littering the roadsides. Put your sofa with its’ peers. Drive away. I’m not sure why people do this or how they get away with this big time littering, but it is clearly a popular practice. College student method – […]