dairy farmers love us

If you are lactose intolerant, don’t stand anywhere near our refrigerator. We’ve got mozzarella, swiss, colby, sour cream, cheddar, cream cheese, sour cream, whipped cream cheese, flavored cream cheese, sour cream and whatever pretend cheese is used for cheese sticks. Did I mention sour cream? There are three containers of sour cream. There were more, […]

grocery fail

He: “Don’t forget mustard. We’ve been out since the fridge died.” She: “We’re out of all canned vegetables except peas.” We bought peas. We didn’t buy mustard.

Reason #253 why I’m becoming a hermit

“Where is the apple cider?” “Did you look on the juice aisle.” “It is not on the juice aisle.” “Just heat apple juice with red hots and it’ll taste the same.” “That sounds good, but I want to put cider, ginger ale, red hots, cinnamon sticks and cloves in the percolator.” “You’re doing it the […]