Why 11-y-o’s aren’t old enough to be unsupervised. Ever.

Me: “Do you have any homework?” Noah: “No.” Time passes. Noah: “After I finish my snack I hafta make a Sumerian mud house.” Me: “What? I thought you said you don’t have homework today.” Noah: “I forgot.” Me: “Do you need brown, red or gray clay?” Noah: “I don’t need clay. I’m gonna go dig […]