Tingly booger sense

“Please blow your nose Evan.” “I don’t have any boogers. I only have webs.” “Blow out the webs before a spider crawls in your nose.” “I want spiders in my nose! Then, I can shoot webs at people. Pew-pew-pew!”

Why did Sarah have blood on her face?

Even though NOBODY asked, I’m going to explain why Sarah had blood on her face and shirt after Color Guard practice a few weeks ago. Why? Because in ten years, the story will either be forgotten or blown completely out of proportion. For the record, the Color Guard was outside practicing. She didn’t see it […]