Doug’s so thoughtful
Friday January 14th 2005, 10:44 pm
Filed under: Doug
Filed under: Doug
Once upon a time Doug was driving through downtown Knoxville and saw a woman walking down a busy street. He was riding in the Jeep without the windows and she asked him if he could give her a ride. They made it about a block before he realized he was not a good samaritan, but a customer. He let her out at the intersection and drove away embarrassed.
It was about 1am. I was a little taken back. I should have at least asked “how much” so that I could knowledgeably discuss pros.
There’s a water cooler topic.
Comment by djuggler 01.15.05 @ 2:31 pmCo-worker: “Got that trade show in Vegas next week.”
2nd co-worker: “Man those things are hellish. You get no time to enjoy Vegas.”
Co-worker, jokingly: “Darn and I was hoping to have one of those legal prostitutes.”
Doug: “Oh, you could squeeze in an hour. They only cost ____.”
LOL I can’t believe Doug wouldn’t have recognized a pro.
Comment by lostdawill 01.15.05 @ 4:04 pmThe professionals around here don’t look sequiny and shiny like the ones on tv. They look kinda grimy and tired.
Comment by Cathy 01.15.05 @ 10:13 pmI’ve been to Vegas twice in the last two years, and still am not sure if I saw one or not. It wasn’t obvious to me, and I went out and wandered the Strip several evenings…
Comment by Barry 01.17.05 @ 4:46 pm[...] is the story of my indiscretions. Yes, I picked up a prostitute once and it became public. Well, I cannot pick you up anymore*. Unlike Dick Cheney’s wife, and Spitzer’s wife, my wife will not stand behind [...]
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