toe fan
Wednesday April 04th 2007, 11:16 am
Filed under: me
Filed under: me
Toes are wondrous, magical things. Yesterday morning, Amy and Evan put Hello Kitty bandaids on their toes and hopped around the house saying “Ow!” My toe claims responsibility for that display of toe worship. Last night, while watching television in our fairly soundproof, windowless, basement bedroom, my toe starting throbbing in a most unusual way and I announced “The rain is coming.” Within five minutes, we heard the sounds of rain against the side of the house. My toe is now a barometer that can accurately forecast precipitation. Toes can even solve crimes. All hail the toes!


[...] When I was in middle school or early high school I had an unusual bump on my leg. I ended up a at dermatologist freezing off a wart and asked about the bump. On inspection, the doctor explained that it looked like a foreign object in my leg. His suspicion was that a mosquito bit me and when it got swatted a piece of the insect remained in my leg and a cyst grew around it. This was frozen off and left a small scar which remains bright white when my legs tan. On occasion, like today, that spot on my leg makes me very aware that at one point it had an issue. There is no reason for the feeling and it is not hurtful but as if someone had a fingertip touching that spot on my leg with firm pressure. Of course, this is nothing compared to my wife’s weather toe and weather front detecting migraines. Now she has talent! [...]
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