I am a SRDF–Sober Rational Destructive Follower. This makes me a font of knowledge. I am cool, analytical, intelligent and completely unfunny. Sometimes I slice through conversation with a cutting observation that causes silence and sidelong glances. I make a strong and lasting impression on everyone I meet, the quality of which depends more on their personality than mine. I may feel persecuted, as I can become a target for fun. Still, I am focused enough on my work and secure enough in my abilities not to worry overly. I am productive and invaluable to those I work for. I am loyal, steadfast, and conscientious. My grooming is impeccable. I am in good shape. I am kind of a tool, but I get things done. I am probably a week away from snapping. What are you?