How to eat an animal cookie:
First, don’t call call them crackers. They may be mostly flavorless but they are certainly not salty.
Second, eat off the extremities while announcing your progress.
“Eat arms!” “Eat legs!” “Eat head!” “Eat tail!”
Third, declare remaining part inedible.
“Eww, gross!”
Fourth, force parent to eat inedible, slobbery cookie torso.
Repeat process.