I have my cell phone set to receive breaking news messages. Solar probes crashing, war updates, major weather stories (not the constant hurricane coming but we don’t know where stuff) and the like are actually good to stay aware of when I’m out and about (aka away from the computer). Why do they interrupt me with things like “Martha Stewart eager to serve jail sentence”. Celebrity stories are gossip, not news. Knoxville News Sentinel has the worst breaking news service out there. Their idea of breaking news is whatever headline is on their front page and anyone who has ever read their paper knows it is full of things that don’t really qualify as news. Raiding the local pirate radio station is news, stories about eating cicadas and fluffy feel-good pieces are not breaking news.
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Come on now…everyone needs to know about that image of Jesus in a pancake!
exactly who is martha stewart anyway – is she a politician or something?
I want to be a pirate. Where do I sign up?
If Martha Stewart became a pirate and started eating fluffy cicadas, that’d be news.
im from oz so have no clue…..so they say
Martha Stewart running off to Europe to escape her sentence might be news but other than that?? nope.
Martha Stewart working on my house would actually be worse for her than prison. Certainly a more appropriate punishment.
ok now that I know….arrrr’s put on hold until Sunday. Prepare to walk the plank then.
okay, yeah, that would be news lol
Pass me that parrot and eyepatch – off to the Jolly Blogger, arrrr matey!
Talk like a pirate day!!
Think your kindly Aunt Fanny who had doilies on the furniture and cooked all kinds of yummy dishes for dinner – but then led a secret life as an evil business mogul that just got busted for insider trading.
Or even better, here!
Then there’s always this way…
uhhhh got me. It’s not your birthday or mine(lol) so I dunno.
Unless she’s going to serve her sentence working on my house, it’s not news.
WHAT??? MARTHA STEWART ISN’T BREAKING NEWS?????
Ye best remember what this Sunday is mateys.