TV Talk – I gave in to all the hype and watched the two pilot episodes of Lost this weekend. It looks like a cross between Jurassic park, Land of the Lost and Lost in Space. What do I do on Wednesday nights now? Watch Smallville or Lost? Statistically speaking, the writers are going to ruin one of the shows sooner than later but right now they are both good fun. Since this week’s Smallville looks like like a male fantasy episode I’ll be watching Lost. The one bummer about lost is that the screeching, nail painting, suntanning survivor who I’d most like to see eaten is the only one who speaks French, so if they were actually listening to their own distress call, we’re going to hear a lot more of her screaming before it’s all over. I also watched Desperate Housewives. It looks like a cross between Knots Landing and Soap. I know the supermoms out there have perfect children, but there are times when I really feel like Lynette, the mom of the four wild children.