My midwife has the best sense of humor.
Midwife – “I just don’t know why this baby hasn’t come yet.”
Me – “Me neither. It feels like he is going to fall out.”
Midwife – “From this angle it looks like he is falling out. Is Doug doing his part to help?”
Me – “Yes, Doug is trying to unprocreate. It is about the opposite of the fun of procreation too.”
Midwife – “Well, Doug had his fun 9 and a half months ago. Now he has work to do.”