Multiple choice question:
Mom stumbles up the stairs looking like she has been on a bender. Dad looks at her and says “Wow, looks like I was a bad husband last night.” Mom. . .
A. said, “You snored for 7 hours straight last night. Ask me how I know this.”
B. asked Dad how many diapers he changed during the night before handing him a baby with a soggy diaper.
C. gave Dad the evil eye of death intended to melt this moment and his words into his brain before sitting down to fold laundry with one hand.
All of the above.
C – I’ve seen you give him that evil eye. And if he knows you well enough, then words are not necessary 🙂
C–my answer is C. I’ve heard about your evil eye.
I go with all of the above too.
I only did “C”. I can accept that Doug is too comatose to help at night but it’s just not funny when I first get up in the mornings.
I say E. All of the above…AND THEN SOME!
I think all three