Multiple choice question:
Mom stumbles up the stairs looking like she has been on a bender. Dad looks at her and says “Wow, looks like I was a bad husband last night.” Mom. . .
A. said, “You snored for 7 hours straight last night. Ask me how I know this.”
B. asked Dad how many diapers he changed during the night before handing him a baby with a soggy diaper.
C. gave Dad the evil eye of death intended to melt this moment and his words into his brain before sitting down to fold laundry with one hand.