Dear Amy,
I know I told you that box is the kitty potty but the kitty really doesn’t need that roll of tissue you smashed in there.
Love, Mom

Dear Molly,
The rawhide chew toys, pig ears and corn starch shaped bones are for you to eat. The toilet tissue is for the two-legged creatures in the house.
Love, Mom

I need to visit Sam’s for toilet tissue today.