Amy’s “My little pony” has the cleanest mane and tail possible. It’s an entire shampoo bottle worth of clean. Based on how this week has gone, I think Doug can judge the quality of my day based on the number of baths Amy required.
1 bath – Tuck the children in and enjoy some quality time as a couple.
2 baths – Cathy will be eating Ben & Jerry’s in bed while venting nonsense ramblings until the chocolate kicks in.
3 baths – Doug will be tucking the children in alone while Cathy will be eating Ben & Jerry’s in bed and crying nonsense ramblings until the chocolate and tylenol pm kick in.
More than 3 baths – Doug should learn to lactate and hide upstairs with all the children while Cathy wails, eats Ben & Jerry’s in bed and watches sappy television(no submarines or helicopter battle scenes Doug) until she passes out.