The D.C. aunt and uncle sent the children gifts and each has a funny pin on the package. It was unnecessary to also add labels, because the pins made it very obvious which gift is for which child. Can you tell which pin goes to which child?
“Can’t sleep…clowns will eat me”
“I do whatever the little voices tell me to do”
“Mommy, I’m scared of the government”
“Please don’t hate me because of my superior intellect and sarcastic attitude”
“No one is ever old enough to know better”