Amy: “Look at me again Daddy.”
Doug: “Amy, I can’t keep looking at you while I’m driving. I have a duty as the driver to be diligent and …” insert long Doug lecture here
Amy: “snicker, snicker, snort”
Doug: “What’s so funny?”
Amy: “You said doody.”
She’s ready for kindergarten.
So, which is it? Is he a driver with a “duty” to not look around, or is he a driver who changes pants while moving?
Did he have Doody in his pants? You may need accident forgiveness…