I know you have a lot to celebrate. Your life is good. Because it is such a good life, you have lots of choices. You can hire a limousine, take a taxi, have a “personal assistant” drive you, ask your family for a ride, bum a ride with one of your many friends or call any of the millions of fans who adore you for a ride. There are zero excuses for you to be drinking (or drugging) and driving. Stop being so reckless with your life and the lives of everyone else on the roads.