Me: “Why would you want to do that to yourself?”
Doug: “To see what it was like.”
Me: “If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you, oh, never mind.”
Me: “You do know that requires maintenance don’t you?”
Doug: “Yes, but they said there’s less blood the more you do it.”
Me: “Was it pleasurable or painful?”
Doug: “I wish it had been pleasurable. Would have made it less embarrassing.”
He may or may not explain this conversation.