Evan throws a plate on the floor and it shatters into a million pieces.
Doug: “He has boy’s energy.”
Evan squirts an entire bottle of dish soap on a fabric chair.
Doug: “He has boy’s curiosity.”
Evan puts his “robots” in his food and then he flings them across the room.
Doug: “He’s just all boy.”

Doug doesn’t think very highly of boys.

I don’t think I’m ready for Evan’s 3-year-old antics. Can we just skip ahead to age 4?