That’s a nice subtle Mommy Deathgrip you have on them! Just kidding! As Bob said “she’s the Mom of five?” “Her?” “How?” You totally destroyed his Mom ideal by being beautiful and funny and smart. His Babymama was none of the above.
Holy crap! You look more like their sister than their mother. Did you find the fountain of youth out there someplace?? If so, clean out the spare room, I’m packing now!
Pffft… I don’t think they’re really yours. You’re way too cute still to be their mom. They haven’t sucked nearly enough life out of you. Hee hee…
They have drained all of the color from my hair. It is completely white. No lie.
That’s a nice subtle Mommy Deathgrip you have on them! Just kidding! As Bob said “she’s the Mom of five?” “Her?” “How?” You totally destroyed his Mom ideal by being beautiful and funny and smart. His Babymama was none of the above.
Holy crap! You look more like their sister than their mother. Did you find the fountain of youth out there someplace?? If so, clean out the spare room, I’m packing now!
Pffft… I don’t think they’re really yours. You’re way too cute still to be their mom. They haven’t sucked nearly enough life out of you. Hee hee…
They have drained all of the color from my hair. It is completely white. No lie.