On the first day of Christmas, my children gave to me, one lump on the head.
On the second day of Christmas, my children gave to me, two different black eyes.
On the third day of Christmas, my children gave to me, three hangnails.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my children gave to me, four headaches.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my children gave to me, five thorns in fingers.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my children gave to me, six bloody noses.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my children gave to me, seven lashes stuck in eyes.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my children gave to me, eight contusions from falls.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my children gave to me, nine tummy aches.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my children gave to me, ten hurt feelings.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my children gave to me, 11 skinned up knees.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my children gave to me, 12 broken Christmas lights in someone’s foot.