She: “Why is there a giant dead grasshopper in my laundry?”
He: “Um, grasshoppers are lucky?”
She: “It’s dead.”
He: “Lucky for you, not the grasshopper.”
She: “Why is there a giant dead grasshopper in my laundry?”
He: “Um, grasshoppers are lucky?”
She: “It’s dead.”
He: “Lucky for you, not the grasshopper.”