“Noah says that I should ask you what happened to all the matches.”
“I can tell by the smile on your face that he told on me.”
“He said you put an entire box of matches in the wood stove.”
“The fire wouldn’t start. I got annoyed and scattered matches to see if it helped the kindling catch fire. Then, we heard you walk in the house just as the matches started popping and I told Noah not to tell you that I had a Kylo Ren tantrum.”
“The fire is burning now, though.”
“Noah got it started without any effort… or matches.”