I can’t post pics or videos from today’s parent performance of this season’s High School marching band show because my phone overheated as soon as I sat down on the cement bleachers. I will hint that the show theme is all over my bookshelves and even though the guard girl in our family is completely over my lectures about historical and literary accuracy, she still says I can dress in character for the football games. This promises to raise eyebrows since the band director used multiple euphemisms to avoid saying the one word that could summarize the entire show.

In lieu of a performance video, here’s a song featured in the show: