Easter haiku
Mom got no candy. Sticky children will not sleep. They know Mom’s a thief.
Category: haiku
toy mess
Betty Spaghetty body parts scattered on floor. Looks like a crime scene.
is it real?
Found in laundry pile, Hidden plastic spider ring. Heart attack for Mom.
Evan
Kick, hit, pinch, throw, scream. The youngest of five is tough. Maybe he’s just mean. Snuggle, kiss and hug. Sweet smiles and contagious laughs. Must be bipolar. Will not wear diaper. Refuses to keep clothes on, but loves wearing shoes.
germy
My nose is leaky. Drip, drop, sniff, wipe and blow it. It must be Doug’s fault.
No wonder they’re so expensive
Wire, tape and plastic Thumbs hurt worse than paper cuts Evil toy package
we don’t need no stinkin’ directions
Lots of instructions All languages but English They really don’t help
ode to my socks
Knee socks are happy. Warm, soft, silly, toe to knee. Childhood on my feet.
don’t fence him in
no clothes or diaper keeps unbuckling his car seat need stronger duct tape
haiku whine
My server hates me. They say I need a new one. My bandwidth is small.