inventions we need

Broken ornament count so far – 8 If Fisher Price or Little Tykes made non-destructible ornaments, they would be enormously popular in our house. Juggling balls are bouncy, but too heavy and Doug wouldn’t let me put a hook in them. Nothing edible would last. Maybe we should just decorate the tree with free aol […]

Evan loves the tree.

Evan’s new hiding place I wanted to immerse myself in Christmas crafts today, but I had to make a quick paper clip run and Doug tortured us with a stop at Home Depot. I’m stockpiling my craft photos until after I’ve mailed the crafts. I think this year’s Christmas card picture may be the result […]

bleah

I don’t want to eat any more Thanksgiving leftovers. Four days is two too many.

Holiday Preparations Checklist

Put tree up – Done! Lights on tree – Done! Ornaments on tree – All on one side of tree with an obvious line at Amy’s eye level. Lights outside house – Done! Other decor up – Done! Cards ordered – not even begun Cards addressed – not even begun Cards mailed – not even […]

NaBloPoMo check-in

With the silence echoing in my ears, I spent some time on the NaBloPoMo randomizer today. People are dropping out of the game left and right as holiday chaos takes over their lives. Because I have no life outside of this house, I have posted every day so far. In fact, this is my 60th […]

no fingerprints

trees are for climbing We had a typical southern Thanksgiving today. We spent the morning lounging in our jammies. We went to the grandparents’ house and ate a monster meal midday. The grandparents napped while the children played outside in the beautiful 65 degree weather. Trees were climbed, sticks were thrown and, of course, there […]

Happy Thanksgiving!

A turkey is a funny bird, Its head goes wobble, wobble, All it knows is just one word, “Gobble, gobble, gobble.” Sarah learned the turkey poem when she was in kindergarten. I tried teaching the poem to Amy. “No mom, our turkeys don’t talk cause their heads are chopped off so you can eat ’em.” […]

crazy is good

Doug and I are a little bit off. We know that. With our crazy glasses, we can see that the whole world is a bit off, they just don’t embrace the crazy like we do. The crazy people who deny their own crazy and negatively judge others are the unhappiest people I know. Doug and […]

appreciating the underdogs

Today I am thankful for disposable diapers and indoor plumbing. I don’t think this requires elaboration. Still thankful for: my mother the worrywart & stinky teenagers

sizes

A post for the Aunties & Uncles: Tommy – pants are 36×32, shirts are large, shoes are 11 Sarah – ladies size 2 or XS, shoes are 7 Noah – shirt & pants are 10 slim, shoes are 4 ½ Amy – clothes are 4T, shoes are 9 ½ Evan – clothes are 24m/2T, shoes […]