Category: kid quotes

Sarah says

Apple Camp is “awesome”. Mom says, “Apple Camp is free but opens the I-need-a-Mac can of worms.”

Amy says

When asked what she would like for dinner, Amy replied, “People legs.” Be afraid.

jugglers are perverts

“Sarah needs her own balls.” “I’m telling Dad you’re playing with his balls.” “Those balls are fun in the dark.” “Evan hid one of the balls.” “Daddy’s playing with his balls again.”

prima donna

Everyone is dressed and ready to take Tommy to church except for Amy. Amy is casually sitting in her tiny rocker as though it were a throne. “I’m not getting dressed until I finish my pickle and I have a little mouth, so it takes me a looong time to eat a pickle.” I predict […]

world’s longest nap

Amy is nested in her bed right now.  “I’m resting until Gabriel gets here.”  Gabriel arrives late on Friday or early on Saturday.

Amy says

“He learned that from Daddy.” Said right after Evan made a loud toot.Â