because I couldn’t find a g-rated weather quote

“The weather out there today is hot and sh***y with continued hot and sh***y in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued cr***y with a p***y weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it’s hotter than a snake’s *ss in a wagon rut.”

A ride in the car

I started out trying to video the steam coming through the car vents and ended up watching Evan being tortured. Watch Doug’s body language.

be safe Sarah

Tomorrow morning, Sarah leaves for 10 days at a Florida beach with her best friend’s family, she found the place she is staying in at The Florida Review Guide online. Her friend’s father is a law professor at UT, but he’s not a blogger. I’m not very well-versed in Catholicism, but it seems that they […]

fantasizing

In my dream house (an old schoolhouse for anyone not paying attention), all the clothing for the entire family would be in one room. Everything would be sorted by size and gender. No longer would I have to quiz a clueless husband and teen son about the owner of a pair of pants or a […]

help Mia get to Junior Olympics

Please take a minute and help Kristyk get her daughter from New Mexico to the National Junior Olympics in Baltimore. She is scraping and saving while her husband works extra overtime to try and get Mia there in just a few weeks. Get over to chip-in.com and help them!

moody

They travel, shop, eat. . . Doug tries making straw turn gold? Take the pill and sleep.

Let’s talk about – visiting the zoo

I am heading out for some mid-week oral surgery and I will be too cranky to post for several hours. Talk amongst yourselves. The topic is – “visiting the zoo”. How old were your children on their first visit? When did they decide they were too old to visit it? Do you go there without […]

a new Apple tree in the Smokies

This morning we loaded up the pos car and headed to the mall. I’ve been in the mall a handful of times since Christmas and that was usually just to taxi Sarah and her friends. Today was a big deal. Today, Knoxville got its’ very own Apple Store. I know it sounds silly, but small […]