sarcastic snipe about cupcakes
// August 13th, 2006 // school
Gee, I sure am glad I have Knox County’s school board to dictate how much and what my children should eat at school. Heaven forbid that they allow children to actually enjoy special occasions with fun foods. After all, we don’t want children to learn moderation when we could simply ban sweets altogether so that children binge on them every single chance they get. Taking away the pizza parties that happen at most twice a year and denying small children cupcakes on their birthdays is certainly a fair and appropriate way to deal with the fact that some children have weight problems. Some children are allergic to peanuts, so we should ban all peanut butter and every single food made with peanut oil from the schools, too. Some children have diabetes, so let’s ban sugars. Some children are autistic, so let’s ban gluten and all foods with red dyes. OR, maybe the schools should serve nutritious meals with fresh fruits and vegetables and allow parents to decide how the children will celebrate their birthdays or their year of hard work.
This is going to put a major crimp in Girl Scout cookie sales.