who will be sore tomorrow?

Before – old, broken cinder block planter After – a little bit of dirt that we’ll power wash away Before – West wall flower bed is full of thorny bushes After – Ready for the rototiller(or whatever we can borrow) If the weather is good, I’m going over tomorrow afternoon and do some pressure washing. […]

I saw Sicko for free.

See, I started right out with full disclosure like a good blogger should. While I’m disclosing, I have to admit that my feelings about this movie are not going to be the same as fully insured Americans. They think they are insulated and safe. I am uninsured. When Tommy turns 18 in a year, he […]

Doug the Gardener

Did you watch the video above? I gave Doug a week to post the video and tell his version of the story, but he’s been hanging out with the conspiracy theorists all week, so I’ll try to explain the video. Last weekend, we went out to get started on the clearing of the flowerbeds in […]

What water bill?

If my children (and dog) could have just one toy in the summer, the water hose would be the winner. They will spend the entire day playing with the hose, taking breaks only to make sure they use every single towel in the house. Water rationing? Drought? I don’t know what you’re talking about. Pretend […]

evil marketing techniques

Amy went bananas when she saw this in the grocery store. As I already mentioned today, I’m the meanest mother in the world, so I didn’t buy them. I do have some cartoon character stickers in the basement that I’ll happily stick on every canned good in our kitchen.

ramblin’ bout nuttin

Sarah’s art summer school camp was in today’s Farragut paper, so I guess we’ll head out and grab a copy since I promised the children a trip to McKay’s anyway. Well, everyone except Tommy. He is unwilling to even consider trading any of his books, so he’s not getting any new (to him) books. Yes, […]

we heart movies

We have generously been given two tickets to see “Sicko” this Friday. Who should go? A. Doug & I – Would require grandparents to babysit. Grandfather would disapprove of our outing, complain about the filmmaker and continue his efforts to Republicanize the children all night. B. Doug & Tommy – Might help with our efforts […]

MST3K

The younger children laugh and the teens look embarrassed when I MST3K animals, inanimate objects and strangers beyond ears’ reach. Using that method to tell Doug that Evan is no longer sleeping in his crib (“Whatcha doin’ to Mom?”), mixed results.