I’m not in the mood for any more serious stories right now so here’s a recent story. One day last week I umm, well, I tooted. It made a funny, high-pitched noise and although Noah didn’t even react, Amy spun her head around and asked “Did the baby do THAT?”
And? Did you let the baby take the wrap?
I think I could build a good case that it was caused by pregnancy but it wouldn’t be fair to blame the little guy before he can point to the dog and blame her.
My boss tooted during our one-on-one. I had to pinch myself to keep from laughing.
Of course blame the baby! Especially if the dog’s not around! (Even my four year old knows how to do THAT!)
Echo (4 year old) had a bad case of the toots when she had a bad case of coughing. Every time she coughed, she’d toot. It was cough-toot-giggle. Which in turn made her cough-toot-giggle some more.
Then she blamed the dog.
Sure… blame it on the BABY!
That is hilarious!!