My midwife has the best sense of humor. Midwife – “I just don’t know why this baby hasn’t come yet.” Me – “Me neither. It feels like he is going to fall out.” Midwife – “From this angle it looks like he is falling out. Is Doug doing his part to help?” Me – “Yes, […]
How poorly does Doug understand women? I sent him a text message to let him know that my doctor’s office (every single person I talked to there owes me a dollar) was running behind and I would be gone longer than usual. He texted me back to “relax and enjoy myself.” Do other women find […]
Today is the last day of school and the official beginning of sleepover season. Tonight Sarah is at a friend’s house. Tomorrow she'll be asking to be at another friend's or wanting a friend over here. This saga will continue all summer long. I would like to have a temporary reprieve from these all-night giggle […]
Tonight we have a full moon AND some rain in the forecast. Everybody do a labor dance.
Nothing, nada, zip, zilch, zero happening here. I think I will just go back to bed.
A message to a dear friend – Please take some time to nurture yourself. You work so hard to help others but it is time for you to let others help you. I love you. “In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.” Albert Camus
Not in labor yet and Doug is tired of my verbal abuse and tears so we are going to go someplace and walk. I think that walking is just busy work to make me think I have any control over this.
I have nothing to say right now. I am just a big, ticking bomb that everyone is staring at in anticipation of an explosion. I tried doing a puzzle to keep myself busy but the dog ate it. The rain makes a trip to the dog park impossible. Nothing to do but wait. I can […]
I know I shouldn’t defend a movie I won’t see until it is released on DVD but I am adding my two cents anyway. Yes, the new Star Wars movie is dark, sad and violent. We all know what has to happen in this movie and it is not a happy thing to watch someone […]
Amy is doing her part to help fight the laundry monster today by refusing to wear clothes. “No! I be nekkid!”