My father called me from his cell phone this morning and asked me to locate something online.
“They don’t make that any more but I’ll try to find a place to order it online.”
“I’m almost to Nashville. Find a store there that sells it.”
“Dad, if Knoxville doesn’t have it, why would Nashville have it?”
“Because, Nashville is a big city.”
If my father starts talking about “goin’ to town” I’m putting him in a retirement home in Atlanta.