Mom abuse

Today Evan has pulled my hair, head-butted me and smacked me in the face with toys.  He has bit the nipple in his mouth while pinching the spare.  He has pooped on me and wiped a boogie on my shoulder.  He even stabbed me in the toe with a steak knife.  Now that Monday is out of the way, I can’t wait to see what Tuesday has to offer.

3 thoughts on “Mom abuse

  1. That was the first thing that stuck in my mind as well… Steak Knife???

    Everything else… yeah, gotta love kids… to be able to take the abuse.

  2. I was loading the dishwasher and he grabbed it out of the tray. I grabbed his hand and the knife dropped into my toe like a reverse “Sword in the Stone”. Or, as Doug would say, I wasn’t watching Evan close enough.

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