*There are now two too many bats in our freezer.
*I squished two mosquitos while taking a bath this morning.
*Evan has removed his diaper twice today.
*We have three different children’s activities at nearly the same time tonight.
*There are three thousand ants on the hummingbird feeder today.
*Three ants have found their way from the feeder to the inside our house.
*Rechargable batteries eventually wear out and need replacing.
*I need a new battery.
Please tell me you’re talking about a flashlight…
Call it what you will.
I’m talking about me, my spirit, my strength. Perverts!