Without looking at the air quality index and specific allergen reports in Knoxville for the past few days, I would like to stay inside or wear a breathing mask. Raw throats, itchy eyes, runny noses and dry hacks have taken over the city. When are we getting an oxygen bar?

Update from Noah: “Mom, we had 5 people out sick today.”
Update from Tommy: “Hey, guess what? There were 11 people out sick from my second period class today.”