Listening to Pat Buchanan on The Daily Show last night, I had flashbacks to the total garbage that some of my high school teachers included in their curriculum. Our sex ed was more of an ominous clinical threat than this guy’s teachings, but I still remember the teacher explaining that every night, he and his wife “kneeled beside their bed and thanked God for what they were going to receive because sex is a gift with a purpose.” In retrospect I feel bad for his wife. Not once did he ever tell us that she thanked God while they were in their bed.